Name Calling

The "ex" who carried me home drunk on Thursday just wrote me to say he'd prefer to be thought of as a "friend I once dated." He thinks since we never actually said we were boyfriends it doesn't count. I think if you bone more than ten times and then break-up, it's OK to call them an ex, but I will honor his wishes. So from now on he will be referred to as FIOD.
BTW FIOD, semantics are totally gay.