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I wouldn't trade one stupid decision for another five years of life.

Usually I'd live by that lyric, but I'm about to go to a party where I'm required to take off my pants at the door. This kind of stuff was fun in the early 2000's when Avenue D was doing it, but now I feel like I'm in a bad remake of The Last American Virgin. With the original cast of Cocoon. I hate to be a dick about it, but Cherry Grove is not populated by pretty people. Then again, I hope I feel that free when I'm in my sixties. If I make it that far.