Timmy is hosting at Mr. Black tomorrow night, so I went with him to Leatherman in the West Village today to buy assless chaps for him to wear. Here are the three best things I found:
A porno called "Can Opener." (HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!)
A fisting-sized dildo shaped like a large skyscraper that was called "Rump Tower."
A comic book series called Demonicsex, which is all about buff dudes who turn into devils and werewolves and bone each other.
Guess which one I bought? Hint: it was NOT the second one.
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