I met a Moldavian waiter the other night who told me that the going rate right now in Eastern Europe for killing someone is 100 Euro. Which is like what, $150? I spent seven times that on a new bag two weeks ago. Really makes you think about, like, the horrors of global commerce, right?
Who am I kidding. I'm already making my list.
J/K, Feds!
1 comment:
now now (wagging finger)
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