Monday, September 22, 2008

Bigots Need Quick Cash Flow


Awww, even the monsters at Love In Action are feeling the economic crunch. Please forward the following letter to any of your hate-fueled relatives.
PS - the "support" I supposedly gave them actually came from Conde Nast, in order for me to write my story. I was conflicted about paying to enter their program but figured the end result was worth it.

Dear XXXXXXX,
We are so thankful for the support you have given to this ministry and it is our prayer that God is blessing you as you have been a part in the blessing of so many others.

We are going through some trying times in our country's economy and this affects what we are able to do in the ministry as well. So many people are coming to us with the desire to find freedom in Jesus Christ from the sins they are caught up in, whether they be homosexual, heterosexual, relational, or some other addictive behavior. We need your help more than ever to meet the needs of these people.

Regardless of what you have done in the past, will you consider making a special donation to the ministry at this time? We are seeking a hundred people who would give a thousand dollars to meet the present needs of the ministry. Any amount you feel led by the Lord to give will be used to help others. It is our belief that in the process you will receive the blessing also. In order to give online, please use the convenient link below.

If there is anything we can do to minister to you or someone you know, please do not hesitate to contact me.

For the sake of God's Kingdom and His Son,
Rev. Jim Scott
Director
jimscott@loveinaction.org

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