Tuesday, March 24, 2009

People On My Shit List


Kelly Bensimon - Congratulations, you wretched excuse of a human. You've done the impossible and made the rest of housewives look like somewhat likable people. Team Bethany all the way.

The Recorded Voice When You Call Time Warner - You sound like a smug, nasty old church lady who thinks that just because your husband is the organist you can piss all over the rest of the congregation. I get three words deep into your self-satisfied, smirking voice prompt and I want to hurl my cell phone against the bricks and scream scream SCREAM!!!!! Please die.

That's it, everyone else is golden.

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