Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Cutest Li'l Porn Stars


I stumbled across a gay porno last night made by this guy who goes by Chrezzz, aka Tobey aka Christian. It does nothing for me sexually, since these guys look uncomfortably young, but they are so adorable in a My Little Pony kind of way. It's really intimate, weirdly innocent, and once it gets going becomes totally mesmerizing and more like an art film than anything else. The music at the very beginning is awful, but around 1:14 this really awesome Go-Gos meets surf rock meets heavy breathing kicks in and makes the whole thing really fun.
Watch it here. If this guy really wants a porn career I bet he's going to go far, but I kind of hope he gets it out of his system and goes into real filmmaking. He's a tiny genius.
UPDATE - I took down the link to this after reading that a 16 year-old kid who is suspected of murdering a radio announcer had an Xtube page claiming to be 18. NOT COOL and now I just feel creepy and gross for posting this since these guys really do look ridiculously young and I should have realized that site has no real way of determining someone's actual age. Ugh.

1 comment:

André said...

Hello there... I am one of the guys in the film (André aka Johannes Winter) and I can't resist giving you some comments on your post.

First of all, it's really amusing that you think we look that young, seeing that I'm 22, "Charlie" is 24 and Christian is 25. I kid you not. But it's far from the first time that we've heard that we look younger than we are, and I'm kinda used to it.

Secondly, I've got to say HEY! He didn't make this all by himself, y'know. Charlie didn't want anything to do with the creative process, but the film was made equally by me and Christian. Right from the storyboard and costumes, to the lighting and editing.

Christian isn't going to have a career in porn, per say. I've been in a few professional films, and he's going to be in one soon as well, but we have totally different career plans all together.

I'm glad you like our little Sunday project, and believe me... you can watch it without feeling guilty ;)

Yours truly,
André